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I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,...
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Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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Scott Adams
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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Lemony Snicket
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...
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Erma Bombeck
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By Kenya Wright
Miguel came to my restless mind, as he always did when I slept. Old memories never left me alone.
The only time you've been under me is when I've been inside of you and even then, you're never truly under me. I always remain under you.
Without her, I couldn't live.
In this cage, behind these bars, I think of you and me.
Your arousal is like the sweetest perfume I’ve ever smelled... I can sense it all around me – tingling against my skin, thickening your blood and shoving me off the edge of insanity.
